if you ever doubt the power of music
just remember that the entire fucking United States has discontinued the phone number 867-5309
"How much money does college cost in America?"
And how stressed does it make you?
I go through weird phases of being totally and completely content with being alone for a couple of days in a row to getting extremely lonely if I haven’t talked to someone or had human contact for like two hours.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
does anyone else think this is Gustavo Fring?
isn’t it weird to think that someone might have caught you in the background of a photograph of somebody else
and you don’t know them and they don’t know you, but maybe that photo is framed on a desk or stuck in a photo album
and you were just going about your life, but you’re also somehow a part of the life of this stranger you’ve never met, forever connected by that one photograph
"If you could meet anyone in the world dead or alive who would it be and what would you say to them?"
"Dead… Hitler. I’d tell him his paintings were great and to stay off the politics and get laid.
Alive… The mother of my children and I’d ask them to take a deep breath and if they fancied a drink.”
- Benedict Cumberbatch
I AM DEAD. DONE. I LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN WITH THIS MAN. FUCK ALL OF IT.